I'm writing a parody of Rocky Horror's Science Fiction Double Feature. Post any ideas for lines.

Pico was ill the day the portal stood still
But he told us where we stand
And Alien Hominid was there in yellow underwear
Stamper was the pink crasher
Then something went wrong
For Dad 'n Me
They got caught in a flash jam
Then at a deadly pace
It came from the Internet
And this is how the submission ran

Flash Portal
Double Feature

The crashers will
Kill a creature
See spam crews fighting
Tom and Wade

At the late night
Double feature
Newgrounds show
I wanna go

At the late night
Double feature
Newgrounds show

I knew M. Bison
Was over a barrel
When they made the street fighter collab
And I really got hot
When I saw Jade the Assassin
Lock that thread that spit noobs and kills

Rig said quit
Tom unmodded him
And doing it used lots of skills